Genderdruid Pride & FAQ
Welcome to my web site about the Genderdruid gender identity. This web site contains various genderdruid resources, such as build info, pride rhetoric, a list of spells, a FAQ, and a safe space.
- Genderdruids are mostly AGAB folx, with some exceptions tolerated.
- Genderdruids experience gender.
- Genderdruids are powerful, or aspire to gain great power.
- Genderdruids identify as cute.
- Genderdruids follow the code of druidity: to behave with empathy, compassion, and loving kindness towards EVERY puppy, and also towards humans when they can be bothered.
Benefits of being a genderdruid
➕ You can cast Genderdruid magicqs.
➕ You provide a passive 15% buff to the gender of every member in your party.
➕ 30% MDEF buff from the warmage bikini robe set.
Drawbacks of being a genderdruid
➖ Privilege buffs are no longer available from the Patriarch.
➖ 70% increase in vulnerability to DSC.
➖ As a support-oriented gender, you are expected to be supportive, which can be a bother.
International genderdruid symbol
Please note that the able-bodied cisgender male with Unicode Consortium chairperson privilege has yet to ratify the Genderdruid symbol as part of the Unicode 12.0 standard, therefore Genderdruid initiates use PNG files to beckon one another through the use of textual symbols.
International genderdruid flag
Genderdruid secret handshake
Genderdruid pride rhetoric
“I am a genderdruid and proud of it.”
“dang, I don’t identify as cute”
—a friend of Aria Salvatrice
“i know right ^_^ like i have my druid powers”
—Chelsea E. Manning
“Why do I identify as Genderdruid? After years of introspection, I have realized there are only five reasons why it’s my identity. Those reasons are very personal so I don’t wanna list them.”
“It’s a shame gender isn’t a choice because if it were I’d be a genderdruid instead of a femme-presenting eunuch-passing bigender-non-conforming vocaloid”
—a genderdruid making bad excuses to refuse to identify as genderdruid
“do u think i can smooth talk 10 people or so into identifying as genderdruid lol i’m gonna make a page on neocities or some shit”
Can you identify as genderdruid?
Do you wonder whether identifying as Genderdruid is ceadaichte or toirmisgte for you? Just use this handy reference table to find out!
|AFAB Assigned Female At Birth||✔ Ceadaichte|
|AMAB Assigned Male At Birth||✔ Ceadaichte|
|AGAB Assigned Gamer At Birth||✔ Ceadaichte|
|ACAB Assigned Cop At Birth||✘ Toirmisgte|
|AO(s)AB Assigned Other (specify) At Birth||✋ Depends|
How to start identifying as genderdruid
You can unlock genderdruidity by making a tweet in the #genderdruid tag. The following templates are available to immediately change your gender:
Who’s identifying as #genderdruid in 2019?
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ஜ۩۞۩ஜ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Tweet
Genderdruids can learn the following spells:
- ◪ Sleep
- ◪ Samadhi
- ◪ Mime
- ◩ Hex of the Forests
- ◎ Curaga
- ◆ Stonehenge
- ◈ Slots
- ◆ Cone of Annoyance
- ◩ Element Scar
- ◩ Hex of the Dagda
- ◎ Wanderer’s Minuet
- ▨ LATUMAPIC
- ◪ Magicq Mapping
- ◭ Turn Lesser Cis
- ◭ Turn Greater Cis
- ◉ Mahamaon
- ◩ Hex of Pronoun Evolution
- ◮ Helvetica Scenario
- ◮ Jam Extension
- ◈ Time Zauber
Hex of the Dagda reference
Frequently Asked Questions
Q Do genderdruids use HRT?
A Potion usage is entirely optional, but can improve your GPS.
Q What is a typical genderdruid GPS?
A Genderdruids have more GPS than any other gender identity I know of. As of 2019, well-geared genderdruids can output up to 2100 GPS. In an experienced group comprised of a Genderdruid, a Cuck, a Chad, and an Alpha, it is not uncommon to reach 2800+ GPS, assuming the Cuck performs her role perfectly.
Q Is it cultural appropriation to identify as genderdruid if you are not a person of Celtic heritage?
Q Genderdruid pronouns are too difficult. Can I just use “they” instead?
A Someone tried to do that once, and she was cursed with a Hex of Pronoun Evolution, making his pronouns evolve every second, until zie apologized to the genderdruid who cursed xem. However, cursing people is not laghach, so the genderdruid also apologized to the person angisbò cursed.
Q Which toilets do genderdruids use?
|To urinate||♂ Men’s toilets|
|To defecate||♀ Women’s toilets|
|To vomit||♀ Women’s toilets|
|To cast spells||⚧ Gender-neutral toilets|
|To chill and hang out||⚧ Gender-neutral toilets|
|To use the Internet||♂ Men’s toilets|
|To wash their hands and elbows||♀ Women’s toilets|
Q Is genderdruidity a recent concept?
A Druids have existed since 200 B.C.
Q Is genderdruidity a real gender identity that IRL people identify as?
A All the genderdruids are Internet people.
Q Can I identify as genderdruid if I’m not on the Internet?
A Most genderdruid spellbooks have DRM requiring an always-on Internet connection.
The following circle of mistletoe is a safe space for you to practice genderdruid magicqs. You can bookmark this web site to access a safe space at all times, or save the JPEG file to your computer’s local storage and display it with a picture viewer to enjoy a safe space from the privacy of your own home or cybercafé.